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Robert Francis

RobertBADBOBFrancisFineArt

Fort Pierce, FL

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Robert BADBOB Francis was born in Ypsilanti Mi. in 1961...t.s. eliot spoke of how the present shapes the past as much as the past affects the present. These paintings aspire to blur the distinction between the two and enter into a free-flowing dialogue between my present and my past. They ask fundamental questions as to the nature of time, the nature of change, and the meaning of invention. The ambition, which inspres their making, is to step outside of the linear, chronological unfolding of events and celebrate the eternal present that is the time art shapes.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I
have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making
them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic
slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of
charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I
have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last
summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force
demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me
fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a
toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San
Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
I have spoken with Elvis.



See my published books
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badsun by Robert Francis

 

bad american sunset by Robert Francis

 

badblack by Robert Francis

 

badredbutter. by Robert Francis

 

bad fishy by Robert Francis

 

Bad sunrise by Robert Francis

 

bad in da studio by Robert Francis

 

BAD DUDE by Robert Francis

 

Hot night bad moon by Robert Francis

 

badfruityfish by Robert Francis

 

BADMOON by Robert Francis

 

BAD SUNSET by Robert Francis

 

badsunburn by Robert Francis

 

badeye by Robert Francis

 

badkiss by Robert Francis

 

badskin by Robert Francis

 

bad scenery by Robert Francis

 

badspots by Robert Francis

 

badfishy by Robert Francis

 

badlion by Robert Francis

 

badeagle by Robert Francis

 

badbird by Robert Francis

 

bad moon sparkles by Robert Francis

 

badfish by Robert Francis

 

bad moon shinning by Robert Francis

 

badhotsun by Robert Francis

 

badorange by Robert Francis

 

badswan bird type thing by Robert Francis

 

badwindablowin by Robert Francis

 

badbaby by Robert Francis

 

badbmahi by Robert Francis

 

badsunflower by Robert Francis

 

badwind by Robert Francis

 

badreflection by Robert Francis

 

badbluefish by Robert Francis

 

badredsky at night by Robert Francis

 

badship by Robert Francis

 

badnight2 by Robert Francis

 

badsummer sun by Robert Francis

 

badmarley by Robert Francis

 

badwolf by Robert Francis

 

badfrog by Robert Francis

 

baddarkhorse by Robert Francis

 

badblue by Robert Francis

 

badwave by Robert Francis

 

badcambria by Robert Francis

 

badbluebutterfly by Robert Francis

 

badkoi 2 by Robert Francis